debut on lowyat.net

Well... just want to capture my buddy - huei debut work on her first day in lowyat.net. She seem pretty productive, just took her 34 mins to get into the business. :D



[source : here]

Air New Zealand have nothing to hide

It is all started with new slogan called "we have nothing to hide" from Air New Zealand..

TV commercial


Behind the scene of the TV commercial



Air New Zealand even remade their safety instruction with the "nothing to hide" concept..

"Bare essentials of safety advice" played before take off.



Behind the scene of "Bare essentials of safety advice"


[source:here]

Gary..你好嘢 (ni hao yeah)..

First Album is called Super woman


Second Album is called Superman


Third Album is called Super sunshine


Fourth Album is called Supermarket (yeah.. Supermarket)




The album also provided 4 different covers.

PikaPika ~~

Beware !!! The following video is not suitable for people who has problem with light flashes at high speed..Watch at your own risk..

In order to understand PikaPika, you must watch following movie (highly recommended with the music on)..


In general PikaPika is an animation made with flashlights, pretty simple and low tech production with no CG involved in the process of making. Here is the behind-the-scene of the stunning PikaPika above..



Click here to find out more about PikaPika

I'm just a little bit caught in the middle ~~

I'm kind of stuck lately, surrounded by lots of unexpected and unavoidable plots. It is like running on a spiral like track that has no ending, end up with tired body and exhausted mind.

The following song is best to describe my situation now, I'm kind of "caught in the middle" and "lost in the moment", I got to understand that "Life is a maze
and love is a riddle", so don't try too hard to hack it. "I've got to let it go and just enjoy the show", if the show is not doing well, i just need to stand up and say "I want my money back", then move on to the next show. Show must go on regardless of what happens, Life must go on regardless of what will happens.



Lenka - The Show

I'm just a little bit
caught in the middle
Life is a maze
and love is a riddle
I don't know where to go
I can't do it alone
(I've tried)
and I don't know why

Slow it down
make it stop
or else my heart is going to pop
'cuz it's too much
Yeah, it's a lot
to be something I'm not

I'm a fool
out of love
'cuz I just can't get enough

I'm just a little bit
caught in the middle
Life is a maze
and love is a riddle
I don't know where to go
I can't do it alone
(I've tried)
and I don't know why

I am just a little girl
lost in the moment
I'm so scared
but don't show it
I can't figure it out
it's bringing me down
I know
I've got to let it go
and just enjoy the show

The sun is hot
in the sky
just like a giant spotlight
The people follow the sign
and synchronize in time
It's a joke
Nobody knows
they've got a ticket to that show
Yeah

I'm just a little bit
caught in the middle
Life is a maze
and love is a riddle
I dont know where to go
I can't do it alone
(I've tried)
and I don't know why

I am just a little girl
lost in the moment
I'm so scared
but don't show it
I can't figure it out
it's bringing me down
I know
I've got to let it go
and just enjoy the show

oh oh
Just enjoy the show
oh oh

I'm just a little bit
caught in the middle
life is a maze
and love is a riddle
I dont know where to go
I can't do it alone
(I've tried)
and I don't know why

I am just a little girl
lost in the moment
I'm so scared
but I don't show it
I can't figure it out
it's bringing me down
I know
I've got to let it go
and just enjoy the show

dum de dum
dudum de dum

Just enjoy the show

dum de dum
dudum de dum

Just enjoy the show

I want my money back
I want my money back
I want my money back
Just enjoy the show

I want my money back
I want my money back
I want my money back
Just enjoy the show

kawai ~~

First clue : cute outlook.

Second clue : provides USB connection, 3C related product...

Third clue : 4 directional control.




Secret reveal : MP3 player manufactured by Korea.

*All pictures are from here

follow what I say, not what I do

The following conversation is 100% fiction and inspired by Edison Chan & close friends, Nikon, TVB drama, CNN, Apple Inc, cunning technician, recycle bin and etc

Location : Living Room & Kitchen
Time : About to dinner
Character : Lee baba & Lee Mama

Lee baba : CCB¹.. just need to get 5 more correct, I'll be millionaire .... (throw the newspaper aside)
Lee baba : Dear... where is the ashtray ?

Lee mama : in our room, last night you bought that in, remember ??..... (yelling while busy frying pork chop for dinner)
Lee baba : Dear... where is the ashtray ?
Lee mama : ON THE TABLE INSIDE OUR ROOM, BUZY HERE, GET IT YOURSELF..... (yelling louder and pressing the pork chop against the hot pot harder)

Lee baba : Dear... never mind lah, later when you free, you brig it down for me lah... (pick up the newspaper and continue reading)
Lee mama : ....... (pressing the pork chop harder and harder)

Lee baba : Aiyo, Dear ah... Dear...
Lee mama : What's now ... (slicing garlic like a expert on TV)
Lee baba : Have you read newspaper today ? They still featuring Edison's story, 2 days in a row already..
Lee mama : So... (slicing onion as quick as thunder to avoid tears)
Lee baba : Big problem.. What if our children read the story and follow what he did..
Lee mama : So... (peeling potatoes)
Lee baba : Later you keep the newspaper away from them, don't let them read..
Lee mama : ..... (slicing and dicing the potato)

Lee baba : Those nasty thing will corrupt they mind; affect their brain development; pollute our culture.. bad bad thing, you know.
Lee mama : ..... (cleaning the pan)
Lee baba : Dear.... you must not forget later...

Lee mama : shut up... (dash out to living room with clean frying pan on hand).
Lee baba : Dear.... what wrong ?
Lee mama : shut up... get in here... (one hand holding the storeroom door, the other hand holding the frying pan and pointing to Lee baba).
Lee baba : Dear.... what wrong ? you are scaring me...
Lee mama : I'm just following your instruction, protecting our children from the bad influence.
Lee baba : Bad influence ? where ?? who ?? me ??
Lee mama : Yes. You are much worse than the Edison's story. You smokes in front of them; you swear in front of them; you gamble in front of them; and always act as a commanding officer behind me. How could you be a good role model for them ?
Lee baba : Well.... I admit I am a bit ..
Lee mama : Good, get in here..before they reach home..
Lee baba : Don't be ridiculous, there must be another way beside this..
Lee mama : You willing to throwaway those bad habits ?
Lee baba : Well.. I'm too old to change, you see. Let me think think ~~
Lee mama : .... (sigh ~~)
Lee baba: I got it. We can tell them to follow what I say, not follow what I do.
Lee mama : What ???
Lee baba : Yeah...just tell do what you old man say, not what he do. What do you think ??


Reference
¹CCB

Abama and Genie

Abama and Genie

The following are fiction based on 100% bullshit and 0% reality.

Location : Toilet

Abama dashes into the toilet and step on a pendrive like object on the floor...
Abama : What is this ? USB pendrive ?
(pick up the pendrive from the floor, rub a few time with his shirt, then take a good look at it.)

Abama : How much size is this ? Ahhhhhh ~~~ It is a pepper spray... my eyes.....
(Smoke burst out from the pendrive, Genie appears from no where )

Genie : ahhh....fresh air....hmm..... not-so-fresh air
(Genie look around and found Abama)

Genie : You free me and you are master now.....
Abama : ...
(Abama speechless with his mouth wide open)

Genie : Master Abama, I will grant you 3 wishes.....
Abama : OMG !! OMG !! Pendrive !! pepper spray !! Genie !! 3 wishes !!
Abama : I want .. I want... excuse me...give me 10 mins...
(Abama dash into the empty WC)

Genie : Master Abama, take your time..
(Abama appear after 10 mins)
Abama : Genie... I have decided, I want to be the most handsome man in the world...
Genie : No problem master. Mali Mali Home.... Mali ..
Abama : Wait...
Genie : Master, you change your mind ?
Abama : No no no.. I just wondering how you going to make me the most handsome man in the world...
Genie : Well.. I'm going to change your face to Gar..
Abama : No no no.. If you change my face, no one will recognise me, I will be nobody..
Genie : So... you change your mind ?
Abama : Can you do it without changing my face ?
Genie : That a bit tough. Master, I'm the service provider not the consultant..
Abama : Oh...oh.. I know, can you make those people who are more handsome than me disappear ?
Genie : piece of cake, master.
Abama : Good ~~ Genie, I want you to disappear those people who are more handsome than me.
Genie : No problem, master. You wish has been gran.....
(Genie disappear without complete the sentence)
Abama : Genie..genie come back... I have 2 more wishes to go... :(